Conversation with my parents over the phone:

Mom: So, when are you gonna have a baby?

Me: *Laughing hysterically out loud*

Dad: No, don’t have babies yet. I don’t have time to take care of them. Wait until I retired in 3-4 years, then have babies.

Mom: She needs to have babies now before she gets too old and it’ll be harder for her to have babies.

Me: *Still laughing hysterically out loud*